15 days and counting until total domination

Today, I asked Charlie to make me an online phonebook for all of my work numbers. Now that I’ve been at my company for almost two months, I have four whole contacts, which apparently is too many for me to keep track of.

Recently, Charlie made a phonebook for himself because he kept destroying his cell phones and losing his numbers. I thought this was super cool and had to have one of my own. Him being the funny guy he is, when I went to check out what he did, he had changed the header to say amanda[dot]com (instead of charlieholder[dot]com) and below it read the following:

Wives
There should be a limit to what getting half of my possessions applies to.